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Born: March 13
Height: 20 inches
Weight: 8 pounds, 1 ounce
Marital Status: Single and Looking
However, there iz so much more to da story of mah
birth, and how i came to be such a star.
The 13th of March. It waz a cold, yet sunnie
day. A day much like any other. However, an event took place in a small
mid western hospital in a small mid western town that would shake da
world. Dis waz da day that I waz born! But i did not come out
da normal way. Mom sayz dat it was a cesearen
birth, which is a special birth.
Rite away, da nurses said that i
waz da cutest babie that dey had ever seen. Tell meee, Ladiees, would
As mah time in da hospital went
on, i learned to luv da Ladiees. Dey cooed over meee. Dey changed mah
diapers. Dey fed meee. Dey played with meee. However, a man can only take
soo much affection. Soon, Ladiees were all over me 24/7! Da hospital waz
overflowing with Ladiees. I soon realized that i had to find some way
out, otherwize da Ladiees would luv me to peeces!