Football waz not mah first sport of choice. Butt 1 day i heard some Ladiees talking aboot some game dey were watchin. Dey said dat dey liked da playerz with da cute butts wearing da tight pants. i knew i had a cute butt, so i signed up. i play every position on da field. i like da action, butt da other guyz patting meee on mah booty makes me nervus...