J-Lo an Her fine booty

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i first met Jennifer Lopez on da set of
"In Livin Color". i was her dance instructor.
i waz pleazed with her an her sence of
rythum. Da only thing more rythmic than
her feet waz our heartz.
Too bad mah jettsetting lifestyle seperated
me an her. However, we do stay in touch
thru da mail. While many men write her,
i am 1 of da luky men dat haz da zip code
for her large, yet shaply, booty. So mah
letterz of luv get priority...

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