The Matrix
In dis movie i played Morphis,
all around know it all and dude with
a cool coat. I taught Neo to see
da world thru da eyez of a
baby. One of mah favorite
sceens iz when one of da bad
guyz haz NEO on da ground,
ready to shoot him. He
hears a noise, and turns to
see me with mah diaper off and
i delivered mah famus line
of "Dodge this", and then i
peeed on him. It waz funny.