Me and mah Spicey Girl

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Yo, i will tell U what da Ladiees want,
what dey really really want...a real man
like Demitri. Posh Spice iz no exception.
We have wined an dined all over Europe.

Our romance has been kept a secret from
da prying eyez of da evil media. We have to
keep it on da down low cuz she has another man.
Sure, she iz married to a soccer player,
an soccer playerz are good at playing with
der ballz. Well, that iz aboot all that a soccer
player can do with his balls, if U know
what i am sayin. *wink*

When Posh wants to play a childs game, she
goez to a soccer player. When she needs
a MAN, she comez to meee!

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