The Lovely Shakira

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Whenever...Wherever...we are meant to be together!
Oh, dis is very true. I met Shakira before she became
such a big star. I taught her how 2 shake her hips an
roll in da mud. Those are da skills dat have made her
a world wide success.
While we dont see each other ofden, she still writes
da songs aboot me. Underneeth Your Clothes waz
origionally Underneeth Your Diaper. Darn dem for
makin her change it. Butt i still luv mah Shakira.

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