Ahh, childhoood. i should have known that is waz tooo good to last. It seemz that word of mah cuteness got spread to da media. I waz pressed from every side to do interviews. At first i waz not willing to do them.. i wanted to live mah life in da shadows.

Then mom an dad came to me an said "Demitri, you are da worlds cutest baby. It would be unfair of U to not let your star shine, and shine bright!"

i gave it some con sid er ation, and i
realized da dey were right, and it waz time for meee to step into da spotlite...

Da next Sunday, i decided that i should make mah world TV debut.

Here i am on Face Da Nation. Da show waz about cute babies, and da women who luv dem. It waz their highest rated program ever!

From that moment on, the phone calls came rollin in. From then on, my life as a jetsetter an a playboy took off...