Star Wars: The Phantom Infant
Here u see me without all da silly makeup they
made meee wear. Dis movie waz fun to shoot. i
did all mah own stuntz, and i got to play width
a bunch of cool toyz.
George will kill meee for dis, but i have to let
all da fans know aboot da origional ending.
Da way da movie waz supposed to end
waz with me chopping dat sizzy Obee
Wan in half, picking up Anikin, and then
ariving back on Tatooine just in time
to watch Monday Night Football at da
cantina. too bad George changed his
mind. dis movie could have been huge...