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Demitri For President: Campaign Staff
We would like to take a moment to acknowledge
the talented
people
that have made this campaign possible.
 Dad: The Bathroom
Dad has been the main creative force behind Demitri Online from the beginning.
He is involved in many aspects of the campaign, including website design,
video production, scheduling events, driving the campaign van, and playing catch with Demitri.
Jody C: Baton Rouge, LA 
Long time family friend Jody has been a key advisor for Demitri
Online. Dad can't spell his way out of a paper bag, so Jody takes up the
slack. Along with proofreading the website and campaign flyers, Jody is
also the campaign's Southern Politics Expert.
 Mel: California
What would a political campaign be without long hours on the road? When we need a pick-me-up, Mel comes through with coffee. Of course, she drinks most of it herself, but her heart is in the right place. Mel handles all coffee issues and is Director of Texas and California Diplomacy.
"OZ": The Frozen North 
The Demitri campaign takes the invade Canada platform seriously. We even have our agent, codename 'OZ', working on the inside. Officially she is our "Canadian Relations Representitive" until the day of deliverance is at hand.
 Yippie the Chihuahua: City Pound
Yippie is the
campaign's Spanish Liaison. He is the main translator, and takes the blame
for all the pee spots in the carpet.
Campaign
HeadquartersA modest unmarked van down by the river.
Paid for by
the Grand Committee of Grassroots Voters Who Wanted
Demitri to Run for
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